// What I wish I could put my facebook status as://

When I say, “That’s what your dad said last night,” I really do mean that’s what your dad said last night.
#slutproblems

// Waking Up to New Followers//

I’m like, 

// Recieving Rejection Letters from Potential Summer Employers//

The cycle, 

first: 

Then:

And eventually,

A tumblr of Gifs dedicated to my experiences as a gay man and my adventures as a fraternity member.