My Life: Gay Frat Boy Struggz

Logging Off of Facebook at Night

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:15:08 -0400

I’m like,

What I wish I could put my facebook status as:

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:28:37 -0400

When I say, “That’s what your dad said last night,” I really do mean that’s what your dad said last night.
#slutproblems

When I'm Making Excuses for Why I don't Want to Apply for Work When its Hot Outside

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:45:40 -0400

I’m like,

Realizing that My Parents are Getting Older, Just as I'm Getting Older

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:41:31 -0400

Its kinda like,

Waking Up to New Followers

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:57:28 -0400

I’m like,

When I've got the Munchies

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 21:28:56 -0400

When I'm too Drunk to Think of a Comeback in an Argument

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 21:19:59 -0400

I’m always like,

Everytime I remember Hostess Snacks is Going Out of Business

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 21:17:34 -0400

I’m like,

Recieving Rejection Letters from Potential Summer Employers

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:19:18 -0400

The cycle,

first:

Then:

And eventually,

When an Incredibly Cute Waiter Flirts with Me.

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:14:54 -0400

I’m like,

When my Parents Pay for Breakfast when I'm Hungover

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 16:59:48 -0400

I’m always like,

When I walk into a Bathroom and there's Puke Everywhere

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:04:03 -0400

At first I’m like,

then I’m like,

When I'm Drunk and I encounter other Drunk people

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:55:00 -0400

We’re all like,

When my Big gets Mad at Me for Drinking too much

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:51:00 -0400

It plays out like this,

and then I’m like,

Becoming an Active of my Fraternity

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:44:27 -0400

On the Outside I was like,

But really I felt so happy I was like,

Remembering the Struggles of I-week

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:40:13 -0400

Drinking as a Pledge Vs. Drinking as an Active

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:36:34 -0400

When I was a pledge, and it was free,

Now as an Active, and it isn’t,

When a Phi Delt talks to me at a Party

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:31:35 -0400

I’m like,

Going back to my Dorm after a Party at the House

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:15:55 -0400

I’m like,

My big is like,

When I'm Shit-faced and People are Passed Out or Throwing Up.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:04:33 -0400

I’m Like,